A video has surfaced of Paris Hilton‘s opening party at Amnesia Ibiza and believe me, it’s about as game-changing as you would expect – Not at all. Hats off to her though, her transition from Mat Zo and Porter Robinson‘s Easy into Rattle was perhaps the biggest affront to two song mixing in the history of DJs. I guarantee you that I, or most any half respectable DJ could easily top that on traktor iOS with one finger and both eyes closed. It’s that bad.

Thankfully the video I saw only lasted 3 minutes, although judging by the crowd who mostly had their hands up to take videos of the spectacle, there will be plenty more out there soon. So, for my own good I’m going to self-induce Amnesia and forget about this whole thing.