While we await the results of the massive popularity contest known as the DJ Mag Top 100 DJ’s, a satirical site has birthed a laughable list of voter fueled bottom feeders for the theoretical worst 100 DJ’s.

Check out the full satirical website here, and the complete list below, with the likes of deadmau5, Paris Hilton, & DJ Pauly D leading the charge. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, President Barack Obama, and even Twitter make an appearance on this hilarious compilation of names.

  1. deadmau5
  2. Paris Hilton
  3. Pauly D
  4. David Guetta
  5. Steve Aoki
  6. Martin Garrix
  7. Hardwell
  8. Tiesto
  9. Avicii
  10. Aiden Jude
  11. Dimitri Vegas & Like Mike
  12. Justin Bieber
  13. Dada Life
  14. Skrillex
  15. Afrojack
  16. DVBBS
  17. Danielle Pelle
  18. Armin van Buuren
  19. Rene Rodriguez
  20. DJ BL3ND
  21. DJ Baby Chino
  22. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
  23. Carnage
  24. Calvin Harris
  25. Al Walser
  26. VINAI
  27. Blasterjaxx
  28. Nicky Romero
  29. Borgore
  30. will.i.am
  31. Segregator X
  32. Davvincii
  33. Carl Cox
  34. NERVO
  35. The Chainsmokers
  36. Sasha Grey
  37. Krewella
  38. W&W
  39. DJ Snake
  40. Shaquille O’Neal (DJ Diesel)
  41. Zedd
  42. Twitter
  43. Showtek
  44. Diplo
  45. ZAXX
  46. Gabry Ponte
  47. Mimosa
  48. Deorro
  49. Danny Avila
  50. DJ Antoine
  51. Steve Angello
  52. Alesso
  53. Dillon Francis
  54. Proxstep
  55. Kids Table
  56. Chuckie
  57. Dash Berlin
  58. Andrew Rayel
  59. R3hab
  60. Your Mom!
  61. Swedish House Mafia
  62. Digitalscape
  63. 3LAU
  64. Snoop Dogg
  65. Mike Carrycot
  66. CAKED UP
  67. Lindsay Lohan
  68. Maor Levi
  69. Axwell
  70. Laidback Luke
  71. MAKJ
  72. Dyro
  73. Eric Prydz
  74. Tenashar
  75. HODOR! aka Kristian Nairn
  76. Almond
  77. Daft Punk
  78. PhatCap
  79. Above & Beyond
  80. Ariell Sky
  81. Kaskade
  82. Bob Sinclar
  83. Redfoo of LMFAO
  84. Me
  85. Maarten Vorwerk
  86. Lil Jon
  87. Borgeous
  88. Headhunterz
  89. Pablito
  90. Will Sparks
  91. Flosstradamus
  92. Oliver Pocher
  93. Dannic
  94. Quintino
  95. Digital Junkiez
  96. President Barack Obama
  97. Felix Cartal
  98. Kai Song
  99. DJ Khaled
  100. Fedde Le Grand