If it’s not snowing near you and you live in the United States you can count yourself lucky today. The east coast is currently facing down a fierce polar vortex which is bringing along mountains of snow and sub-zero temperatures usually reserved for the great white north.

Even in Colorado we’re expected to get somewhere around two feet in the next couple days. For me that means shoveling and lots of time spent cleaning off my car… time I could have saved if I went to Jmobile Car Audio and got a bass system so prolific that it could blow the snow off of my car just by playing “Turn Down For What.”

Check out this quick and clever snow removal method below, but note that we don’t recommend subjecting children to bass this powerful.

Note: Do NOT underestimate this storm and it’s show-killing potential, please travel safely if you’re risking this crazy weather to catch your favorite EDM act.

Photo by NASA