In case anyone was wondering, this is exactly what happens when you ask Alison Wonderland, Rezz, and Mija to mud wrestle each other…
But let’s back up just a bit, because first up, anyone outwardly proposing this idea obviously needs to sit the fuck down. The person in this case is Twitter user @LoL_UrAdOpTeD.
@awonderland @OfficialRezz & @hi_mija should all mud wrestle each other
— Robert Wright (@LoL_UrAdOpTeD) October 10, 2017
Judging by his profile, he seems to be a legitimate fan of all three DJ/producers: “InRezzWeTrust/CultOfRezz/AW=Wifey/Spacemom is bae/ Mija is mistress/ FMUOASL.” That, or he’s just as creepy as he’s making himself out to be. Either way, I’ll avoid being too harsh and let the next tweet speak for itself.
You should remove a rib and suck ur own dick
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderland) October 10, 2017
AW ftw.
I’m out for dinner and I just died.
— RΞZZ (@OfficialRezz) October 10, 2017
lolol
— meej (@hi_mija) October 11, 2017
Tee hee 🤣
— Alison Wonderland (@awonderland) October 11, 2017
What these artists should really do is just skip the mud wrestling and go straight to playing a show together, because I’m there. This guy will probably be there, too.
Seems like he meant no harm, so we’ll let him off with the savage dick sucking insult and a slap on the wrist. Don’t be this guy.
personally meant no disrespect from this.I luv all 3 of u n the positive message u send 2 the community
— Robert Wright (@LoL_UrAdOpTeD) October 10, 2017
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