Pizza Chain Offers $25 Slice of “Festival Pyzza” Mocking Fyre Fest’s Luxury Meal

Fyre Festival ripped off tons of people. From misled investors to rich millennials, down to the hardworking locals that prepped the grounds for no pay. In the wake of the Fyre documentaries, we’re still learning about all the fraudulent activity and downright shady business that went on.

Suddenly, #FYRE is trending all over again and at least one business is cashing in on it. Villa Italian Kitchen out of New Jersey is pushing “the greatest pizza that never happened” aka the “Festival Pyzza.”

The image below mocks the viral image of Fyre Festival’s notorious cheese sandwich. The devastating slice of pizza comes complete with two slices of cheese, a bed of lettuce and a bite-sized tomato. Mouthwatering indeed.

Villa Italian Kitchen’s description of the “Festival Pyzza” specialty is on point. It’s “a new luxury pizza experience exclusively for the wealthiest consumers and industry influencers!”

“Made with only the finest fresh ingredients available including sauce made from California tomatoes, hand-stretched dough and premium individually-packaged processed cheese product.”

This slice will cost you $25. Savage.

Festival Pyzza

Here’s the original viral photo taken straight from the dumpster Fyre for comparison…

Here's the dinner they fed us tonight. Literally slices of bread, cheese, and salad with no dressing. #fyrefraud #fyrefestival #dumpsterfyre pic.twitter.com/NmNXakSFlq

— Trevor DeHaas (@trev4president) April 28, 2017

H/T: VICE