A contributing writer for Elite Daily posted a series of Instagram photos from an account run by supposed notorious New York club promoter Troy Gordon on Thursday that reveal some of the trials and tribulations of someone tasked with getting ladies to come to their shows.


According to the post, Gordon works as “everyone’s” promoter, meaning he’s constantly engaged in many conversations with girls about getting them out to the club. Of course, his situation makes for some strange and hilarious message threads.

Check below for a taste of Gordon’s text escapades, and watch out for a text from him if you’re ever going clubbing in NYC.

#nightlifetexts #nyc #boyfriends are the 🔑🗝🔌

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#nightlifetexts 1Oak tonight +16462515017

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#anothernotchonherbelt #wiz #nightlifetexts

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She's not thirsty at all #nightlifetexts

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Some homeless guy got an early Christmas 🎄 #nightlifetexts

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I asked her where she's going tonight

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#the #only #time #i #think #its #fair #to #take #a #girl #off #masstexts #nightlifetexts

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#apparently #I #pee #gifts #so #this #christmas #im #going #to #make #it #rain #nightlifetexts

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When @danbilzerian comes to town these are the responses I get #nightlifemsgs

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#nightlifemsgs when you ask a girl to go out but she's focused 🙋🙋👌

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@nightlifemsgs #nightlifemsgs #amicable

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#nightlifetexts #taking #a #shit #diarrhea #hilarious #text #i #get #when #at #nightclub

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Source: Elite Daily | Image: © Al Powers, PowersImagery.com