Wolfgang Gartner foretold it, we laughed, joked, made memes about it, but brushed it off. Oh how wrong we were. It is approaching fast, so much faster than we ever thought possible, but it is almost upon us. Paris Hilton’s impending house album, is almost finished. The heiress told the Daily Beast:

“I’m in the studio and almost finished with the album, and yeah, they’re just finishing up all the paperwork and there will be an announcement soon. But I’m so excited. I think they’ve created an amazing brand. Lil Wayne and some other surprise guests will be on the album, and it’s going to be so sick. It’s an electropop album with some dance-y songs.”

Well there you have it people, the EDM apocalypse will be brought upon us by an “electropop album with some dance-y songs”. All joking aside though, I think we should look at this album in a more positive manner. Yes it’ll probably do well in some charts that we don’t and shouldn’t care about, in a sense it will also illustrate how difficult it is to produce good electronic music, because mark my words, it will sound like shit (not much of a prophecy, more like a statement). And at the very least, it’ll serve as some good comic relief.

Source: The Daily Beast