Editor’s Note: Since Reddit is an internet community based on a level of anonymity, each one of these claims are nearly impossible to independently verify.

UPDATE: User Nopenoone has admitted they fabricated all of these stories below. We will keep them for records but be advised everything here has been indeed been made up…

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