Dick pics are an unfortunate reality for most women. Ninety-nine percent of the time they’re unwanted, and of that ninety-nine percent, they’re 100 percent ineffective, so it’s baffling why men continue to send them. And since it doesn’t seem like they’re going to be stopping anytime soon, Australian DJ, model and TV personality Brooke Evers and American Rapper Dominique Young Unique have created “Don’t Want No…,” the ultimate anti-dick pic anthem.
“Don’t Want No…” is a bombastic and unapologetic anthem to never getting another dick pic ever again. While the track is sadly necessary, Evers and Unique employ their greatest talents in music to embody the message they’re sending out: “Your dick isn’t that big, no one gives a shit.”
The dancehall rhythm is almost too appropriate for the track, considering the genre’s history of consentual dancing and grinding. It’s a direct contrast to the unwanted, ill-advised, and entirely inappropriate action of sending a picture of your dick to a women who never asked for it.
It’s not hard to imagine what a music video for “Don’t Want No…” would look like, either.
Listen to “Don’t Want No…” via Spotify below!