The internet is a wild place. One minute you’re talking about sucking dick for water at Fyre Festival, the next you’re being approached about TV series. If you’ve watched Netflix’s documentary FYRE, then you know the story of Andy King, the man who was prepared to go down on a customs officer to release four 18-wheeler trucks filled with Evian water.
“I literally drove home, took a shower, I drank some mouthwash,” King explains in the documentary, completely deadpan.
“I got into my car, to drive across the island to take one for the team. And I got to [the customs officer’s] office, fully prepared to suck his dick.”
It was a bombshell moment in the documentary, and one that’s become intensely viral. He doesn’t want to be known as “the blow job king of the world,” but it has certainly had some benefits. Aside from putting his new star power behind GoFundMes to pay back the workers in the Bahamas, he’s also apparently been approached with at least three TV show offers from notable networks.
“You’re too young to remember this, but in the old world of TV it was The Carol Burnett Showand these fun, light-hearted shows that weren’t all crime-related,” King told Vanity Fair. “You see the attractiveness of HGTV today. People love Flip or Flop or Fixer Upper. Let’s just say it’s going to be a show about hosting crazy events—what it takes to make them happen. There will be cliff-hangers, and you’ll get to follow me around and see how I pull them off.”
He’s also been approached by different water companies, hoping to use his presence in new ad campaigns.
