Oh, how we wish we’d known about this sooner…

Much like Holy Ship!, Groove Cruise, Mad Decent Boat Party and more, Rob Gronkowski, the famous tight end for the New England Patriots, hosted his very own festival boat cruise. He affectionately called it Gronk’s Party Ship. This party ship featured performances from Wacka Flocka, Flo Rida, Red Foo, Brazzabelle, and his very good friend 3Lau.

The boat traveled to “Gronk Island” (Gronkowski’s own private island) and Nassau, Bahamas.

The ship docks today back in Miami, but in the meantime, a friend of Sports Illustrated writer Robert Klemko has been feeding him videos the entire trip and they are glorious. The first is likely the one that might spark the most “outrage,” though it’s clear that it’s only a joke. And even if it wasn’t, it’s still only an offer.

Hey #PatsNation we hope your saturday is as fun as #GRONK’s saturday on his cruise! ??

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via Sport Smasher