We get it… you’ve got the window seat in a row of 3 and you’ve got bad gas. You should probably go to the bathroom, but the person in the middle seat stole your pretzels and the person on the aisle is asleep, so you suffer in deadly silence.
The details of the aforementioned scenario are hypothetical, but the underlying flatulence, unfortunately, is not. Thanks to a man’s refusal to yield his unrelenting deluge of gas on a February 11 Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam’s Schipol airport, a fight broke out, causing the plane to make an emergency landing in Vienna.
Four Dutch citizens were removed from the flight after the airline said they could pose a safety hazard.