This NYC Club Promoter Gets The Most Ridiculous Texts

A contributing writer for Elite Daily posted a series of Instagram photos from an account run by supposed notorious New York club promoter Troy Gordon on Thursday that reveal some of the trials and tribulations of someone tasked with getting ladies to come to their shows.

According to the post, Gordon works as “everyone’s” promoter, meaning he’s constantly engaged in many conversations with girls about getting them out to the club. Of course, his situation makes for some strange and hilarious message threads.

Check below for a taste of Gordon’s text escapades, and watch out for a text from him if you’re ever going clubbing in NYC.

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#nightlifetexts #nyc #boyfriends are the 🔑🗝🔌

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Oct 28, 2016 at 1:09am PDT

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#nightlifetexts 1Oak tonight +16462515017

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Oct 16, 2016 at 5:21pm PDT

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#anothernotchonherbelt #wiz #nightlifetexts

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Oct 7, 2016 at 9:34am PDT

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She's not thirsty at all #nightlifetexts

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Sep 20, 2016 at 7:12pm PDT

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Some homeless guy got an early Christmas 🎄 #nightlifetexts

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Sep 19, 2016 at 11:24am PDT

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I asked her where she's going tonight

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Aug 6, 2016 at 9:07pm PDT

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#the #only #time #i #think #its #fair #to #take #a #girl #off #masstexts #nightlifetexts

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Jan 25, 2016 at 6:32pm PST

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#apparently #I #pee #gifts #so #this #christmas #im #going #to #make #it #rain #nightlifetexts

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Jun 25, 2016 at 5:03am PDT

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#another #one #bites #the #dust #preggo #pregnant #creator #of #life #empowerment #of #women #hilaryclinton #berniesanders #nightlifetexts

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Feb 22, 2016 at 4:09pm PST

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When @danbilzerian comes to town these are the responses I get #nightlifemsgs

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Jun 25, 2015 at 11:09am PDT

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#nightlifemsgs when you ask a girl to go out but she's focused 🙋🙋👌

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Jun 9, 2015 at 11:17am PDT

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@nightlifemsgs #nightlifemsgs #amicable

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on Apr 13, 2015 at 1:08pm PDT

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#nightlifetexts #taking #a #shit #diarrhea #hilarious #text #i #get #when #at #nightclub

A post shared by Troy Gordon (@troygordonnyc) on May 12, 2014 at 7:15pm PDT

 

Source: Elite Daily | Image: © Al Powers, PowersImagery.com