It’s Gerald’s second birthday! Our favorite piñata donkey (horse?) is turning two and his buddy Dillon Francis does his best to help him celebrate. And what better way to celebrate your second birthday than with a squad of midget strippers??? We can’t think of any.

The debauchery starts as you might expect, with plenty of drinking and partying. One piñata pisses itself, another throws up an entire lamb chop, and the remaining two end up 69’ing before Dillon throws them out! What a party!

Seriously though, no description could possibly do this video justice – watch it all unfold below. And relive his first birthday here.