A video has surfaced of Paris Hilton‘s opening party at Amnesia Ibiza and believe me, it’s about as game-changing as you would expect – Not at all. Hats off to her though, her transition from Mat Zo and Porter Robinson‘s Easy into Rattle was perhaps the biggest affront to two song mixing in the history of DJs. I guarantee you that I, or most any half respectable DJ could easily top that on traktor iOS with one finger and both eyes closed. It’s that bad.
Thankfully the video I saw only lasted 3 minutes, although judging by the crowd who mostly had their hands up to take videos of the spectacle, there will be plenty more out there soon. So, for my own good I’m going to self-induce Amnesia and forget about this whole thing. 
This is literally just noise…Ugh. Paris, go back to being rich and stupid, please.
This is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen.
What a disgrace.
hahaha OMFG… people actually paid and stayed for that? I would rather kill myself then stay around for that transitioning sequence… HEY PARIS EVER HEARD OF BEAT MATCHING OR CROSSFADING? Quit twisting the Color filter thinking it sounds cool.
if you can’t even make a sex tape worth watching, how the HELL do you think you’re going to pull off a DJ set (or residency for that matter)!
Whoever over at Amnesia decided to book her, is to blame.
oh wow…that was aweful.
ahahahah no one is dancing.
Wthk..?
crap!
Anyone else at least moderately disgusted at her bedazzled V-Moda’s? Not shitting on the brand, purely the fact that they’re bedazzled…
Awful.. There’s only one logical explanation – publicity for Amnesia.. We all know negative publicity can do wonders.
what a dumb bitch.
Please make it stop!
Please make it stop!
like if she could learn to mix, it wouldn’t be all that bad, I mean, her set lists are honestly not bad, but I think if she improved her mixing skills, her sets would be better.
like if she could learn to mix, it wouldn’t be all that bad, I mean, her set lists are honestly not bad, but I think if she improved her mixing skills, her sets would be better.
They should post her sex tape on the big screen. That’ll make people like her mixing.
I love it that as soon as she messes up the mix like 15 cellphones go up.
I’ll put it this way… it was better then last time but it was still crap >_>.
No. No. No. No. NO.
Garbage thank you afrojack paris is was edm needed thsnks again
I see nothing wrong here. She’s dumb and so is the crowd. I mean, if the crowd really knew what a good dj could do, they wouldn’t of showed up in the 1st place.
P.S.-watch the crowd stop moving as she makes the transfers from one track to the next…
Yup, they stop dancing and start talking…
A truly great dj has the people dancing so hard, they don’t have time to pull out their cell phones, talk or…pretty much anything else. Why do you ask? Because that dj is too busy ACTUALLY doing his/her job, so the crowd feels it, not to mention also feels the ultimate passion of the dj from the presentation one portrays on stage. (or in a dj booth).
In the meantime, we need to stop giving power to the talentless pretty people of the world and start focusing on the people and things that matter.
You go girl! Practice makes perfect ;).
Everyone is literally too intoxicated to even care that this is complete crap…
This is awesome! Paris Hilton for #1 EDM DJ in the WORLD!
I think you might have a lot of fun there xD.
For me its not the fact that she is not a skilled DJ. Its the way that she was able to get into a venue like that. Artists like me might never ever play to a crowd like that, and if I wanted to try I would have to bust my ass to get to that level. Even then I might not do it. All she had to do was be herself. That in itself is the problem. So many more talented people deserve to be on that stage. People who pull long day job hours to then go home and practice; go out to meet people in their local seen to try and get a gig. So they in turn get more gigs; more recognition in the hopes to play at a place like this. People who hustle, and make their own music, will probably never get a chance to play at such a venue. Not her. Not a single finger of hers was ever lifted to put all that work in, yet she is made famous because of one thing. Society. If nobody paid attention to her then none of this would have happened. If everyone wanted to make a statement to show her that nobody gets a free ride; don’t pack the fucking club. Meaning to go and spend your money on this. Simple.
LOL http://imgur.com/WSqTVjb
what exactly is she doing wrong? edm is popular, I’m sure her business manager is extremely smart to have her jump on the EDM bandwagon. can you honestly tell me in a huge crowd all the way in the back at a festival you can tell who’s on stage without looking at your set time cheat sheet? if you don’t want to support her, don’t buy her “music” don’t support her label, don’t go to her shows. don’t bash her for making smart business decisions.
check out the interview.
http://pulseradio.net/articles/2013/08/paris-hilton-foam-diamonds-review
I’d still have sex with her. I just wouldn’t let her choose the music.
I like how you find the most questionable mix out of a faultless set and focus on that. An insult to your readers.
This is just stupid. Go back to making pointless sex tapes.
Why on earth would Amensia, a club that had resident Armin even allow her in the venue?? What a mockery to edm
I just don’t understand how there are so many people there!
this girl is the metaphor for our entire country. why hire true talent when you can use superficial and overpayed fake people? this is hilarious to think someone had the stones to even sponser this event. what’s next, Obama spinning some vinyle in support of the health care fiasco?
and to all those who say she should go back to being rich and stupid, that sentence is a disgrace to all the talented and inspiring producers that go unnoticed because we are too busy paying that useless sack of shit to just be stupid.
HAHAHAHAHA – Man, we already have a fucked up dance scene today and moreover this bitch wants to spin in a prestigious club such as Amnesia? LIKE SERIOUSLY MAN? – She probably wonders which knob she needs to suck and blow to get the bass down! Fuckin pathetic.
If you’re using traktor to mix, you’re not mixing. If you think you are, then you’re lying to yourself as well as the crowd.
Scumbag Afrojack, producer of ‘her’ album!
Paris” let me just put this cd in, and act like I’m a DJ.”
Porter and Mat are crying right now.