If Dillon Francis is EDM’s class clown in front of the camera, then Josh Pan is our literary David Sedaris. (If you don’t understand the reference, look him up.) Having already established himself as an accomplished writer of fan fiction, with two entries based on recent Twitter beef (here and here), he’s back at it again focusing on the recent Deadmau5 and Carnage beef.

We won’t spoil anything for you, but it’s just as good as any of his other works, if perhaps a bit shorter.